Men Are Hard To Please?

The problems with GUYS:

If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him;
If you don't, he says you are proud.

If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;
If you don't, he says you are from kampung.

If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;
If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.

If you are smarter than him, he'll lose face;
If he's smarter than you, he is great.

If you don't love him, he tries to possess you;
If you love him, he will try to leave you.

If you don't make love with him, he says you don't love him;
If you do! He says you are cheap.

If you tell him your problem, he says you are troublesome;
If you don't, he says that you don't trust him.

If you scold him, you are like a nanny to him;
If he scolds you, it is because he cares for you.

If you break your promise, you Cannot be trusted;

If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.

If you smoke, you are bad girl;
If he smokes, he is gentleman.

If you do well in your exams, he says it's luck;
If he does well, it's brains.

If you hurt him, you are cruel;
If he hurts you, you are too sensitive!!


SO HARD TO PLEASE !!