One Day In An American Airport

Airport Security

Custom Officer: May i know your name?
Passenger: Batman
Custom Officer: What's your name?!
Passenger: My name is Bat-man
Custom Officer: Trying to be funny?! What's your surname?
Passenger: Super-man
Custom Officer: So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?
Passenger: Yes
Custom Officer: Arrest that guy..


When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification.